Stormy Daniels takes her talents to SoFlo with This Pussy Grabs Back, Mr. President ‘world tour’

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The porn star bangs the future President of the United States. The future POTUS has his crooked lawyer pay her $130,000 to silence her before the fateful day when he actually became POTUS (Thanks, Russia! Thanks uneducated people!). When the future POTUS’s payment goes awol with his tax returns, said porn star threatens to go public with the story. She gets her money. From his lawyer’s own deep pockets. And now she is suing the POTUS anyway because the future POTUS, aka “David Dennison” never signed the nondisclosure agreement that silenced the porn star, aka “Peggy Peterson,” aka “Stormy Daniels, “aka Stephanie Clifford. Got it? Good.

So now that Daniels is going, um, balls to the wall with her stories, she is also going on tour–of some of the country’s most deluxe strip clubs including Pompano Beach’s Solid Gold where on Friday, March 9, she will officially launch her “This Pussy Grabs Back, Mr. President” world tour with two nights at the club and an auction of the dress she wore the night of one of her trysts with Trump that is–wait for it–allegedly stained. Is it blue? That you have to go and see for yourself. Oh, and a portion of the proceeds will go to, get this, the Me Too movement, because, well, it’s 2018 and here’s where we’re at. So what’s Stormy doing there besides basking in the afterglow and her ability to silence Trump in a way only his puppet master Putin can?

The Putin with a puss “will be performing on stage, doing a Q&A and auctioning the dress at midnight,” says an event organizer.

“Performing.” And as viral as this all is, the POTUS remains mute about the whole thing, Ted Cruz ignores it in favor of tax cuts and extremist judges and PR Newswire, which distributes press releases to news organizations on everything from sex toys and condoms to booze, business, NASA and urology, won’t touch it with a rubber glove because, as they told the event organizers, “PR Newswire has let us know there is nothing that can be done to make this topic suitable for the wire, as they’d said it’s too controversial a topic for PR Newswire’s services.”

So who’s the real pussy here?

 

 

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